Wednesday, 26 June 2013

my 15 minutes of FAME

'nuff said.


Monday, 10 June 2013

you have GOT to be kidding me.

this is how i look at 5AM when the alarm goes off and mom and dad are getting out of bed.

i know right, pretty cute, but if you look closely that glean in my eye is one of disbelief! i'm VERY comfy right now, mom and dad, so if it's okay with you i'm going to sit this one out.

i'd like to go back to sleep after the RUDE interruption, but now they're putting on their running shoes and i can't help but think, walk?! no, no they're going out without me, this is awkward... you go ahead guys, like i said, sitting this one out if it's alright with you.

what feels like seconds later i find myself in a compromising position. mom and dad are looking over me with grins on their faces as i lay there exposed, and now embarrassed. 

red faced under my curls, i then proceed to sneak licks of their red faces while they sit on the rug contorting in strange positions that look far from comfortable. after i've achieved my salt quota for the day i'm about to saunter off back to back to bed, when out comes my leash and i say to myself, watch out world, i'm coming for ya, and i NEED to pee.

Sunday, 9 June 2013

the thing about little humans...

is that they're shifty. and i just don't like humans of the shifty variety, okay? so sue me.

i mean, just LOOK at these two kids physically attacking that poor man. they just don't have any MANNERS. amiright?

so if we can all agree that they're dangerous, who was the genius who decided to make kid sized bicycles? when was the last time you saw a kid bike in a straight line? NEVER. you've never seen it. don't even get me STARTED on scooters.

i don't even blame the kids if i'm honest. i blame their moms and dads who give them the mini bicycles and the freedom to move about as they see fit. why can't more parents be like the ones who own this kid? he's contained, harmless, maybe even a little cute.

i know what you're thinking and no, no i'm not scared of kids. i mean they ARE terrifying, but i don't FEAR them, necessarily.

okay, maybe the ones on scooters. those ones i fear.

Saturday, 8 June 2013

today i saw a bear.

pretty hard to miss really, it's not every day i spot bears in my park.

so naturally i just lose it on him. granted, he was a good 30 feet away, but you can't prove i wouldn't have done the same had he been in biting reach. i would have, i WOULD have.

then my favourite thing happened. these humans, who i don't even KNOW, made some really cute crack about how small i am, and how big the bear is. "you're better off letting this one go little buddy, he's a big one!" thanks for that, i hadn't noticed that the bear is pretty big. he just looked like a normal BEAR to me.

jokes on him though - that bear just sulked away cause he KNEW he'd been told.

 that's right bear, and don't come back!